The Worst Real Madrid Team Of The Decade
By Adam Bader

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During the past decade, we saw a lot of disasters, earthquakes and amazing things happen at Real Madrid. We saw footballers signed because they are beautiful, others ignored because they are ugly, and a dozen of other weird things take place.

So I was just thinking about the worst Real Madrid team of the decade and here is what I came up with. Please share yours in the comments, and If you use Twitter I'd appreciate If you asked your friends to do the same.

Manager: Lòpez Caro

Caro

He was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Goalkeeper: Adam Bader

Adam Bader shirt

All goalkeepers who played for Real did well, except one; Adam Bader. The club gave me the shirt above but I never played and I hate being a goalie anyway, so I'm honored to be on the worst team of the decade.

Right-Back: Diogo

Diogo

Do you remember Diogo? I still do, and I want to forget about him as soon as possible.

Center-Back: Walter Samuel

 samuel

I never understood why we signed Samuel. He was too agressive to play football. I thought he'd give the WWE a shot instead.

Center-Back: Heinze

Heinze!

Gabriele! Come stai? I don't know If Heinze knows Italian, but I know for sure that he doesn't know football!

Left-Back: Drenthe

drenthe

It is really awesome to have a rapper on your football team.

Creative-Midfielder: Gago

Gago

If it is awesome to have a rapper on your team, then how awesome it is to have an attractive lady in your midfield area?

Defensive-Midfielder: Gravesen

Gravesen

I thought Gravesen was a robot and I never understood why Zidane didn't slap him in the face when they played together. God, he was really awful (even in FIFA on PlayStation)!

Attacking-Midfielder: Baptista

Baptista

The Beast! I admired him at Sevilla, but he failed to make an impact at Real. Not entirely his fault I guess, but I welcome him to my team!

Left-Midfield: Faubert

Faubert

Nobody wanted him, yet he came. Well, at least he got the chance to see the Valdebabes and the bathroom I used at the Bernabeu.

Striker: Cassano

Cassano lazy

Oh Cassano! Tutto bene? He had the talent, lacked the dignity.

Striker: Portillo

Portillo

Haven't heard about him in ages!

You agree with my selection? Let me know in the comments!

Adam Bader is a football journalist who exclusively covers Real Madrid on OleOle.com — follow him on Twitter, Facebook or via RSS to get a balanced yet personal look on Real Madrid.

3  Comments
By  dank
07.02.2010 17:24
Wasn't Portillo a superstar in the making at one point?! Goalie can be a great position by the way!
08.02.2010 03:50
Most of these guys excelled at their previous clubs, and sucked at Real. I wonder why. Walter Samuel was good at Roma and is first choice for Inter now. Heinze did really well at United. Gago excellent at Boca. Gravesen brillian at Everton. The beast was awesome in Sevilla. And Cassano of course was awesome and still is at Sampdoria. Was really funny to see Gravesen grab Baptista's throat and Beckham tried to calm him during a game. There was the Brazilian camp against Gravesen and his followers. The rift. Hahaha
08.02.2010 15:18
drentheIt is really awesome to have a rapper on your football team. lol! great post!
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