Breaking news: Scolari sacked at Chelsea. 

 

He follows Avram Grant and Jose Mourinho out the door in just under a year and a half - and further proves that temperamental Russian oligarchs are perhaps not the best bosses in the world. While Abramovich spends his days begging the Kremlin for a loan, and sitting around playing FIFA 2009 on his Nintendo Wii all day, he can now add "finding a new manager," to his list of things to do.

 

Scolari was the worst of those three (the bronze medal to Grant's three silvers and Mourinho's closet of golds) but didn't have much of a chance to prove his worth.

 

[via: My internal sources at Chelsea. Actually, I just readUnprofessional Foul]